Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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