his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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