Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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