A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
why is half of my head shaved?
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