It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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