I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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