So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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