That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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