The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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