oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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