I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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