i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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