whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Pooping to opera.
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