oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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