I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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