i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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