I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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