i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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