it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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