Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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