We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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