Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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