This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just cut my nipple shaving
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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