She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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