my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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