no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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