i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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