After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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