Non-Jews are for practice
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
