it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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