dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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