Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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