I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Your tits are I can't wait for
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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