So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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