Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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