Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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