Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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