Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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