Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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