Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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