THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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