I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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