Grow some girl-balls and come out already
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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