my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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