Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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