margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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