He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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