How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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