Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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