Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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