he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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