How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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