thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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